People often ask me what it’s like to be a celebrity – especially one who thinks they’re more of a celebrity than they really are. My fan Sophie even commented on one of my pictures saying, “I want to be reincarnated as you, Crusoe.” Well, of course she does. I have a pretty interesting life… Read more!
I am almost finished my awesome little stay at my vacation home in Florida. As a celebrity, sometimes you just need to get away. At least that’s what I tell people, but in actual fact I’m such an international celebrity that there isn’t much escape. And Florida especially loves their wieners. I usually do my… Read more!