A Celebrity Dachshund Christmas

Yesterday was the big day so I’ll start by saying that I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas, that Santa was good to you, and that the time together with your family was well spent.

I had a blast yesterday morning myself, but it didn’t come without a restless night’s sleep beforehand. I didn’t like the idea of some stranger slinking down our chimney in the middle of the night.. After he empties his big bag of gifts he could easily toss a few other things in there on his way out.

BATDOG by fireplace

So, what else is there to do besides call upon BATDOG to keep watch by the fireplace for the night.

I didn’t even leave cookies or milk for the guy because for 1) I want him in and out as soon as possible (no need to distract him into staying longer), and 2) I want to make sure he can still fit back out our chimney. From the pictures I’ve seen this guy needs to cut back on the beer and brats anyway.

I was ashamed when I awoke in my usual bed. I asked Mum how I had got there and she said I fell asleep by the fireplace so she carried me back up to bed.
I was very mad at her, for BATDOG never abandons his post. Although I’ll admit, I was mad at myself as well for falling asleep on the job. But there’s something about a warm fireplace and wearing a cape that’s just so soothing…

I decided not to be too hard on her considering it was Christmas morning. Before we could open presents Dad made me agree to take a Christmas picture with Oakley. So here we are – Santa Crusoe and Oakley Elf.

dachshund christmas photo

Although I don’t think Oakley would make a very good elf. He would destroy the toys faster than he could build them.

The first thing I did was check my stocking for the sexy babes I had asked for. And can you believe it? – Not one. What does a celebrity have to do just to get a couple hot chicks for Christmas? Oh well, I’ll hit the bar later and get a couple myself.

Cute Santa Dachshund Costume

As everyone took their turn opening their gifts, I was following the turn of events. I was quickly there to inspect and assist with the opening of every present, oftentimes getting ahead of the order and beginning to open people’s presents before they got to them. If you saw my birthday blog post then you’ll know how much I love ripping open presents.

Dachshund Opens Presents

Actually – quick side story. Before we flew to Toronto for the holidays, Mum and Dad were busy packing the suitcases in the bedroom with all the wrapped gifts.
When they left the room for a minute they heard the sheering of paper and came running back in. I had opened almost all of their nicely wrapped presents – none of which I discovered, were for me. But hey, it was a reasonable enough assumption.

They weren’t very happy about that, but heck, they’ll get over it.

Anyway, back to Christmas Day.

When I opened my first present I was disappointed when it didn’t squeak. But when I saw what it was, my disappointment was quick to dissipate.

Dachshund Dog uses GoPro Camera

This is my ‘too cool for you’ look.

If anyone knows what this is, you know I’m going to have a lot of fun with this. And for anyone who doesn’t, it’s a high quality, high-action sports video camera that’s usually attached to a helmet, surfboard, skis etc. This will be great for filming my intrepid expeditions, squirrel chases – and maybe even a few bedroom romps.

My next one was big, soft and squishy, but still not squeaky. After I ripped off the wrapping paper, I could tell it was a nice blanket, but just how ‘nice’ I didn’t know until Mum fanned it open and lifted it up for me to see.

Dachshund Woven Blanket

I stared up at the blanket, woven in my own image, perfectly capturing my glorious stature and handsome dominance. The picture it resembles is from my trip to the Bahamas. Thanks to my Aunt Dee for that. I’m sure it’s a warm blanket, but I think it will look ever better hung on my wall.

The next one was actually for my Mum, but we all know that anything given to her is essentially mine anyway. It was a nice watercolor painting of me with a flower, as done (lovingly) by my Dad.

Watercolor Dachshund Painting

My last gift consisted of some comparably modest treats and a couple squeaky toys. They were the least impressive of my gifts, but sometimes a good squeak is all I need to be happy. That, and lots of attention from my family!

funny dachshund expression

Plus it was great to hang out with my brother, Oakley. I think the best part of Oakley’s Christmas was spending time with me, so I’m happy I could give him that gift. The little guy really looks up to me.

Oakley also just got himself an orange dog tag to differentiate himself from my red one (he used to have red, too).

Cute Doxie

So that was my Christmas morning. And after all that morning’s excitement, what better way to relax than to take a nap with my bro by the fire.

Cute wiener dogs sleeping

But we couldn’t relax for too long. Shortly after, we drove all the way from Toronto to Quebec to go to my cottage – and to see Mum’s side of the family. Hopefully that means more gifts.

They have a lot of snow here, too. So that means I’ll probably be getting the first item that was on my Christmas list – snowballs!

How did all my fans enjoy their Christmas? Tell me about it in the comments or on Facebook!

Keep ballin’,

~ Crusoe



14 Responses to A Celebrity Dachshund Christmas

  1. Happy day-after-Christmas Crusoe and Oakley! Your holiday sounded grand! Absolutely love the beautiful blankey – you will love snuggling into that, for sure (never met a doxie who didn’t adore a snuggly blanket!). The painting your dad created is stunning – he’s quite the artist and photograher! (of course, he has a terrific subject!) And the beautiful photos of my favorite ween and his bro are to die for!!! You couldn’t be any cuter if you tried, Crusoe! So glad you had a lovely Christmas. Please let us know how your visit to your mum’s family goes! Love the blog from…..Chris (your biggest fan in Oregon, USA kiss-kiss!

    • As always, thanks so much Chris! I’ll let you know how my Quebec visit goes. Hope you’re enjoying the holidays yourself.

      Sending some reciprocal kisses back your way ; )

  2. What a grand holiday you had! Love the blanket, fit for a celebrity and the painted pic by your dad is amazing. You have very telented and clever parents. We, your fans, are SO happy to see the new camera as it will open up a new world to all of us. A Dachshund Dash Cam! Can’t wait!
    C, I also opened everyone’s gifts. I presumed all the ones that were under the tree were for me and got busy ripping and tearing. My dad came in the room and had to hoist them up on a cabinet, then my mum re-wrapped the one’s I tore open! HEY, if the fat man comes in with them, then why did my mum give me “the look” as she did this? All I heard was “Santa Dog isn’t going to like this, Bonz!” HA. Santa Dog had already BEEN here so it was a moot point! I then was called a “thief” as I ran away with socks, slippers, and anything I could get my teeth into. Mum said it was chaos and mayhem and didn’t I have to guard the NY-Canadian border to help out Bat Dog? LOL! Mum….you are such a joker!
    Well, in the end, I got a lot of new toys and treats. Everybody seemed to give my mum lots of dachshund items from socks to necklaces…and she got teary and hugged me SO tight! Why? I don’t know.
    Being your #1 fan, I would have loved to have been in your stocking X-mas morn….then my mum and dad would not have had the craziness on Christmas that I create! Hee, but they love it!
    XXXOOO Your 2013 Dream Girl,
    The Slinky, Scintillating, Spirited, Splendid and Still Single, <3 Bonnie Lee

    • Thanks BonBon! Glad to hear your excited for my camera – I know I am.

      I would have liked to have you in my stocking, too! Bonnie is definitely a babe worthy of my stocking. Also happy to hear you’ve been just as mischievous as myself in opening up the gifts. I guess we have a curious nature.

      Enjoy all your treats and toys, and hope your mum likes all her dachshund-themed items!

      (How is a babe like you still single?!)

      ~ Crusoe

  3. Crusoe,
    My best bud, Wally, and I thoroughly enjoy reading your posts! Wally (a brindled mini) was wondering if you ever have to deal with your Mum or Dad “losing” your toys? How do you handle this? We hop you have a wonderful time in Quebec and a happy New Year!

    Chris and Wally in Boston

    • Thanks Chris (& Wally!)

      We had an issue once where Mum wanted to throw out/give away all my old toys – which I argued I still wanted even though I didn’t play with them anymore.

      Anyway, some have definitely disappeared over time, but as long as new ones keep coming in it doesn’t bother me all that much ; )

  4. I so look forward to you utilizing your new camera. Will be a blast following your adventures via video. I think we too young dudes would get along famously. (As long as you stay away from my gal Abby and her long flowing locks. Damn, thinking she would have a hard time resisting you..)

    On that note thinking I will keep her to myself. But if you ever find yourself in BC Canada we will have to hang together.

    Peace, Finn

    • Thanks Finn! I would love to hang out sometime. I’ve been to BC and I love it, and would be happy to return someday.

      I can’t make any promises with Abby though.. That’s beyond my control ; )

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