This post is about my recent double date night. Yet I must admit, it all started from a simple misunderstanding. You see, I very reasonably thought that a double date meant you go out on a date with two chicks – hence the “double”. It wasn’t until this text conversation with Mum that I clued… Read more!
You might have seen some of my Facebook posts this past Sunday of me practicing my red carpet walk and acceptance speech as if for the Oscars. Coincidentally (or perhaps not), it was the same day that I also found out I’m one of the 5 finalists for the prestigious Bloggie Award of Best Pet… Read more!
This weekend I met up with my brother Oakley at my chalet. As always, he was thrilled to see me. The little guy really looks up to me. We had a pretty wet and rainy weekend though, which put a ‘damper’ on some of the intrepid exploring we had planned to do. It wasn’t all… Read more!
I spent the last two weeks alone with Dad while Mum was away in St. Lucia. She just came back Thursday night, which was a long time awaited for me. Don’t get me wrong though, I like spending time with Dad. And sometimes it’s nice to not have Mum’s rules for a while. But without… Read more!
I have numerous tactics I use when trying to get attention from my mum and dad. Being a celebrity (not to mention a Dachshund!), I demand they meet a certain threshold of attention-giving. I realize it sometimes may be hard to meet, and other times damn near impossible, but I appreciate the effort they put. Let’s start with the basics. This… Read more!
Who doesn’t love a shopping spree? Or even more so, what celebrity doesn’t love a shopping spree? I definitely do. My favorite place to go to, (and really the only place I’m allowed into) is PetSmart. I try to make it a weekly thing. I still, however, do the majority of my shopping online. Did… Read more!
As it was my birthday yesterday, it made me reminisce back to my good ol’ puppy days. The days before I was a celebrity, the days where I could stroll through town without having flocks of people come squawking around me for paw stamps (that’s a dog’s autograph). As much as I love my ballin’… Read more!
Well, here we are, my first post. I am sure everyone already knows who I am, but if some unfortunate soul has been living under a rock, let me introduce myself as Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund. I’m not a celebrity as in the ‘movies’, but I am hella popular. I don’t really know why. People say… Read more!
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund
Crusoe is the wiener dog extraordinaire who has won the hearts of many through his wacky home-made outfits, viral videos, NYTimes Bestselling book, and larger-than-life personality.