I woke up yesterday to comments from friends and fans saying they had seen my photo on Reddit, the popular news aggregate and web content discussion site. The original photo of mine, which is me on stilts, had appeared in the Photoshop Battles subreddit, where users try to come up with something cool and clever using the… Read more!
Following up on the exploits of the pirate Long Body Crusoe, the time has come for the incredible adventures of Captain Crusoe, grand explorer of the Exumas. In this post I share with you all the unique experiences and places that I explored throughout my trip – like sunken planes, washed up shipwrecks, barracudas, sharks,… Read more!
Those aren’t my words. Followers of mine on Facebook and Vine have recently called me “the most interesting dog in the world”. I can’t say I know all the dogs out there to be able to judge this, but with an ego already through the roof, I’m not sure what harm there is in bashfully… Read more!
Welcome to my first-ever official ‘review post’. And to kick it off, I am reviewing the brand new movie, Wiener Dog Nationals. Most of the time I’m the one in the movie, but in this blog post, I’m the critic (but it will still be mainly about me). Synopsis Wiener Dog Nationals is about a… Read more!
This weekend I left the city to visit my countryside chalet once again. Now that the summer is here, I’ll be going there a lot I hope. However, since I’m not always there to fulfill my duties as guard dog, it opens up the possibility for intruders to take residence within the proximity – and… Read more!
I recently went to visit my local book store, Chapters, with Mum and Dad. She likes going there to enjoy a Starbucks coffee as she browses the teen romance section (she’s a little sensitive about me telling people that, but too late). However, she has read 50 Shades of Grey, so I guess that doesn’t… Read more!
Summer has officially started, and this was my first weekend of many at my chalet in Quebec. Although I now live in the city, this is where I grew up, and I always love coming back here for as long as possible. It just so happened that this time my brother Oakley was with me!… Read more!
People often ask me what it’s like to be a celebrity – especially one who thinks they’re more of a celebrity than they really are. My fan Sophie even commented on one of my pictures saying, “I want to be reincarnated as you, Crusoe.” Well, of course she does. I have a pretty interesting life… Read more!
There seems to be a common misconception out there that us wiener dogs (dachshunds) don’t fare well in the cold and deep snow – that since we’re small in size we’re just a lap dog. This is of course not true. We were bred to hunt badgers, so although we may be one of the… Read more!
Also see Part 1 and Part 2. Well, I am now back home from my week-long vacation to Maine. I had a super time there, and would be happy to go back anytime. I will miss it but at least the people of Maine will have my stories to tell for a long time coming. Here’s… Read more!
I have numerous tactics I use when trying to get attention from my mum and dad. Being a celebrity (not to mention a Dachshund!), I demand they meet a certain threshold of attention-giving. I realize it sometimes may be hard to meet, and other times damn near impossible, but I appreciate the effort they put. Let’s start with the basics. This… Read more!