Here we are, the final episode of my Europe Trip. I’ve been back home for about a week now, and although I’ve been relaxing, I’ve also been heavily involved critiquing Dad from over his shoulder as he put the following video together. In other words, I’m the director/producer/editor/creator and star of the video – Dad just… Read more!
Recently my producer came to me and said, “Crusoe, we need to see more butts”. At first I thought he was playing a prank on me, but then he continued, “seriously, the numbers don’t lie. Fans go crazy for your butt. Oakley’s too. So in your next post we need to see more of those… Read more!
I have a love-hate relationship with winter. For one hand, it means snowballs, fireplaces and Christmas presents. On the other hand, it means cold temperatures, deep snow, and disappointment when I don’t get all the Christmas presents I asked for. Snow Luckily our winters here mean lots of snow (albeit not as much in recent… Read more!
If you were to ask me what my favorite activity is, I would likely say fishing. Of course, it depends on the season and my mood at the time though. For instance, if you asked me in the middle of winter I might say that chasing snowballs is my favorite activity. And if you asked… Read more!
So Mum and Dad were invited to a wedding this past weekend. For some reason my name was left off the invitation. I think that the bride and groom were probably worried that the paparazzi would be around because of my celebrity status, and I guess it wouldn’t be fair to upstage the bride. I asked Mum why… Read more!
You may find it surprising, and perhaps even a little disconcerting that a celebrity such as myself has chores to attend to. Well, I too am equally perturbed by this. Yet even after the multiple family meetings I’ve called and the ensuing appeals, it seems like I have no choice but to help out around… Read more!
This weekend I left the city to visit my countryside chalet once again. Now that the summer is here, I’ll be going there a lot I hope. However, since I’m not always there to fulfill my duties as guard dog, it opens up the possibility for intruders to take residence within the proximity – and… Read more!
As you know, Mum has been away for two weeks in St. Lucia, leaving Dad and I to fend for ourselves at home. We’ve done a pretty good job though, and alongside just keeping the house from falling apart, we’ve even had time to organize a party – or perhaps that was at the expense… Read more!
Mum has just recently left for the island of St. Lucia, leaving me alone with Dad. As a frequent traveler, I was quite disappointed I couldn’t go on this trip, and especially disappointed I would be away from Mum for almost two whole weeks. Dad is great, don’t get me wrong, but it’s just not… Read more!
There seems to be a common misconception out there that us wiener dogs (dachshunds) don’t fare well in the cold and deep snow – that since we’re small in size we’re just a lap dog. This is of course not true. We were bred to hunt badgers, so although we may be one of the… Read more!
I have recently taken to the new mobile app/social network called Vine by Twitter. You may have heard of it, but in case not it’s like Twitter but with looping 6-second video clips. Their tagline reads appropriately as: “make a scene”. Anyway, as an internet celebrity I need to stay at the forefront of the… Read more!