Today is my birthday, which I imagine must be an internationally celebrated holiday by this point. And although most people would say I don’t look a day over 3 (including myself), I am in fact turning 7 year’s old. I probably would have fallen into a catastrophic midlife crisis if 7 hadn’t been my favorite number.… Read more!
Wow, can you believe it’s already been almost 2 months since my surgery? How time flies, especially when you’re locked up inside a cell without the light of day (crate rest), tortured with high voltage needles (electro-acupuncture), or forced to do hard labor every other day (physical rehab). Just kidding – but that’s how it felt sometimes.… Read more!
I haven’t seen my brother Oakley in over 6 months, so I was thrilled when I learned that he was going to fly up to the chalet for a quick weekend getaway together! Of course a single weekend is hardly enough time for not seeing each other in so long, but we got a lot… Read more!
People often ask me what it’s like to be a celebrity – especially one who thinks they’re more of a celebrity than they really are. My fan Sophie even commented on one of my pictures saying, “I want to be reincarnated as you, Crusoe.” Well, of course she does. I have a pretty interesting life… Read more!
My Centerfold Photo Contest on Facebook just ended this past Saturday. I was thrilled with all the wonderful entries I had. I’m sure I could put together a killer magazine of my own with all these sexy ladies and studs that entered..! Here’s a recap of the top 12 entries, followed by The Final Draw… Read more!
It’s almost Christmas, and although it may seem like the people doing the shopping are having the busiest time, I have actually been the most busy in educating and coordinating everyone to get me all the things I want. I know what you’re thinking – “Crusoe, you’re a celebrity, don’t you have everything your little… Read more!
Well fans, I’ve finally moved into my new home, and I love it! Mum and Dad never actually took me for a viewing before we bought it (which is still a controversial subject within our household), so this was actually my first time seeing the place! But it’s great. It’s a two-story townhouse in a… Read more!
I may be a celebrity, and you probably think my life’s as good as it gets. But don’t be confused, I have problems just like everyone else. It’s just that my problems are maybe, well, less ‘severe’ than some others’. Also, this post was by fan-request, so it’s not that I am particularly frustrated or… Read more!
Mum and Dad just informed me that they have already begun looking for a new home to purchase. Why they have not included me in this matter up until now is beyond me. In fact, I am thoroughly disappointed in them for not doing so, as I have some valuable input to contribute when it comes to… Read more!
Nothing brings to life the character of a dog like their particular peculiar habits. It’s usually what really sets us apart. They say we are creatures of routine, but that doesn’t seem to jive well with my free-spirited and adventurous disposition. Just goes to show we’re all different. Of course, there’s also our ‘quirks‘, too. Here… Read more!
The Dachshund United Nations (UN) is a traveling contemporary art event by the Australian artist, Bennett Miller. Miller says he chose dachshunds because of their similarities to humans, such as their expressions, racial diversity (black, brown, red, etc), and how they are so proud and determined. In fact, he actually chose dachshunds that look like their… Read more!