My name is Crusoe and I am a miniature black and tan dachshund. But don’t take ‘miniature’ too much to heart. I was named after Robinson Crusoe for my deep sense of adventure and my natural ability to instill fascination in the public eye.
On multiple occasions vets have said I am the most muscular wiener dog they’ve ever seen. Just sayin’.
I’m also the author of the self-titled, New York Times Bestselling book!
Continuing with my story, it was shortly into my first year of life that I had my first debut on television for winning ‘best trick’ at an annual wiener dog event. After that, my life snowballed into that of a renowned international celebrity. On that topic, I also love snowballs..
I travel quite frequently, including to such places as Maine, Bahamas, Florida, France, Italy, Switzerland, NYC, Ontario, & Quebec. I am an intrepid expedition leader and seeker of sexy ladies. My alter ego is also the infamous BATDOG.
Things you need to know about me:
- My ego is bigger than my little body.
- I don’t trust wired-hair dachshunds.
- I have a twin half-brother named Oakley.
- Fame hasn’t changed me – I was always this self-absorbed.
- Mum and Dad are my managers. I also have 24/7 camera crew with me.
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