"The wiener dog who thinks he's more of a celebrity than he really is (for now)"

WHO DAT DOG?

My name is Crusoe and I am a miniature black and tan dachshund. But don’t take ‘miniature’ too much to heart. I was named after Robinson Crusoe for my deep sense of adventure and my natural ability to instill fascination in the public eye.

On multiple occasions vets have said I am the most muscular wiener dog they’ve ever seen. Just sayin’.

I just recently won Best Pet Blog of 2014, continuing my streak after winning 2013 as well!

It was shortly into my first year of life that I had my first debut on television for winning ‘best trick’ at an annual wiener dog event. After that, my life snowballed into that of a renowned international celebrity. On that topic, I also love snowballs..

I travel quite frequently, including to such places as Maine, Bahamas, Florida, Ontario, & Quebec. I am an intrepid expedition leader and seeker of sexy ladies. My alter ego is also the infamous BATDOG.

Things you need to know about me:

  • My ego is bigger than my little body.
  • I don’t trust wired-hair dachshunds.
  • I have a twin half-brother named Oakley.
  • Fame hasn’t changed me – I was always this self-absorbed.
  • Mum and Dad are my managers. I also have 24/7 camera crew with me.

Just read a few of my blog posts and you’ll see what I’m all about. Or read what my fans are saying about me on my quotes page.

Subscribe to my blog by entering your email in the box at the top-right. I only post once a week, so that’s the max number of emails you’ll get from me. I also highly recommend you follow me on Facebook, which is pretty much the continuation of my blog.

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you stick around !

Keep ballin’,

~ Crusoe

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Comments

12 Responses to WHO DAT DOG?

  1. Hi Crusoe, my Mommy just found you on reddit and subscribed to your blog. I love it! You’re really handsome. I’m just a big chub. My uncle even calls me Chubs. I’m paralyzed because of IVDD, and I created a blog of my own to spread awareness of IVDD and how it affects us. Maybe you can check it out sometime. I would like to make a post featuring your blog too if that’s okay; I’ve just never met another doxie blogger!

  2. Hi Crusoe,
    We’ve managed to hijack Mom’s iPad. We may get busted so we’ll have to make this quick. We love the potty pic and wonder if you would sell us a print. Mom and Dad are Veterinarians and we think your potty pic would look great in the clinic restroom and may help encourage some of the patients to mind there potty habits. Ooh, here comes Mom, gotta go…
    Scooter and Doodle

  3. hi crusoe!! i just have a dog like you :) he is a male (too) but he is really stubborn xD i’m used to it :) byes!

    -Kasandra

  4. October 28 is a great day for a birthday. It’s my birthday too – I turned 12 this year. And I’m a black-and-tan dachshund too!

  5. Hi Crusoe! i just wanted to know if i can have a picture of you! i am a really really really big fan! Oh! i(molly) am a dapple dachshund and my sister Gracie is a regular dachshund. we have another sister named pebbles she is a Maine coon. Well i hope i can get a picture and can you sign your name to? i’ll tape that picture(hopefully with signature( to my owners room. Thanks! your biggest fan!

  6. Hi Crusoe! i just wanted to know if i can have a picture of you! i am a really really really big fan! Oh! i(molly) am a dapple dachshund and my sister Gracie is a regular dachshund. we have another sister named pebbles she is a Maine coon. Well i hope i can get a picture and can you sign your name to? i’ll tape that picture(hopefully with signature( to my owners room. Thanks! your biggest fan! I hope you and i can be friends!

  7. Hi Crusoe, I’m Loverboy, but mom and dad call me Lb. I’m a 5 year old tan dapple standard doxie. I recently became a big brother to a 2 legged sister and it is the best job in the world. I didn’t think I would like that job much but it has so many benifits…. like someone else to give me treats. My mom says you are I are so much alike because we are both ladys men, but I tend to go after taller women, my main woman is a Doberman named Miley. Well I just wanted to say hi and tell you I’m a big fan.

  8. Hi Crusoe! My name is Dash and I’m eleven months old. I am a Dachshund and Mini Pin. My previous family had to give me up because they weren’t allowed to take me to their new home, but they found another family that is so awesome! This is my first day home with them and it is so cool here! I have an older brother and sister (two legged ones) and a younger brother that has special needs. He has Down Syndrome and Autism and can’t talk. While that makes me a bit sad, I love spending time with him. He likes to chase me around and feed me treats. I feel so blessed that I get to be a part of his life.

    My new mommy is a huge fan of yours! Can’t wait to read more of your blog while sitting on her lap.

    Love,

    Dash

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Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund

The wiener dog who think he's more of a celebrity than he really is (for now). Winner of the Best Pet Blog of 2013 at the WeBlog Awards (Bloggies). Follow his blog and Facebook page for all his antics, exploits, and adventures.

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