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Valentines Day Date With Paisley

Valentines Day Date With Paisley

Yesterday I had an amazing one-on-one date with a beautiful young lady by the name of Paisley. I say “one-on-one” because not all my previous dates followed that norm… (Luckily I learned my lesson). Although it was to be my first official date with Paisley, I had already met her while filming my summer pool party… Read more!

Woofstock High Tea Event with Oakley!

Woofstock High Tea Event with Oakley!

As you may or may not know yet, Oakley is indeed my [half] brother but lives about 5 hours away. We generally only see each other a few times a year, like on holidays and our annual summer getaway at the cottage. That’s why I was so surprised when he showed up on my front… Read more!

10 Ways to Woo Your Woman This Valentine’s Day

10 Ways to Woo Your Woman This Valentine’s Day

Dad asked me this week if I could give him some ideas for Valentine’s Day. All I can say is… “Listen close my young Padawan”. In fact, the tips I am about to share with you have been tried and tested, and when used together or in combination, are a surefire way for wooing any… Read more!

Double Doggy Date Night

Double Doggy Date Night

This post is about my recent double date night. Yet I must admit, it all started from a simple misunderstanding. You see, I very reasonably thought that a double date meant you go out on a date with two chicks – hence the “double”. It wasn’t until this text conversation with Mum that I clued… Read more!

Sexy Ladies Wiener POOL Party

Sexy Ladies Wiener POOL Party

Well, I don’t think this summer could get any better for me. Really. I spent some great time with my brother at my chalet where we embarked on the first adventure of Captain Crusoe & First Mate Oakley, I blew away the competition at the annual wiener dog race, and then I had a very… Read more!

Poker, Whiskey & One Fine Lady

Poker, Whiskey & One Fine Lady

So Mum and Dad were invited to a wedding this past weekend. For some reason my name was left off the invitation. I think that the bride and groom were probably worried that the paparazzi would be around because of my celebrity status, and I guess it wouldn’t be fair to upstage the bride. I asked Mum why… Read more!

Captain Crusoe & First Mate Oakley

Captain Crusoe & First Mate Oakley

I just wrapped up a week-long vacation with my brother Oakley at my chalet in Quebec, and we had a blast. In fact, we were so busy that I can’t even fit it all into one blog post, so this one is featuring the specific adventures of Captain Crusoe and First Mate Oakley. Plus I… Read more!

Sexy Ladies Wiener Party!

Sexy Ladies Wiener Party!

As you know, Mum has been away for two weeks in St. Lucia, leaving Dad and I to fend for ourselves at home. We’ve done a pretty good job though, and alongside just keeping the house from falling apart, we’ve even had time to organize a party – or perhaps that was at the expense… Read more!

Exploring my Feminine Side

Exploring my Feminine Side

You’re probably skeptical of this post’s title, and I fully understand. You may not picture such a womanizing, egocentric, virile, and stud muffin of a dog to even have a feminine side – and I can assure you, I didn’t know about it myself until this past weekend. It all started when Dad went away… Read more!

A Loooong Dog Christmas List

A Loooong Dog Christmas List

It’s almost Christmas, and although it may seem like the people doing the shopping are having the busiest time, I have actually been the most busy in educating and coordinating everyone to get me all the things I want. I know what you’re thinking – “Crusoe, you’re a celebrity, don’t you have everything your little… Read more!

Bahamas Vacation Part 2

Bahamas Vacation Part 2

[See also Part 1 and Part 3] So, jumping right in. Shortly into our stay here we took a day-trip to go visit the famous Harbour Island, where supposedly the celebrities flock to. It’s also very well known for its pink sand beaches, as created by microscopic pink-shelled organisms that live in the nearby reefs,… Read more!

Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund

Crusoe is the wiener dog extraordinaire who has won the hearts of many through his wacky home-made outfits, viral videos, NYTimes Bestselling book, and larger-than-life personality.

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